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  • E echo5@lemmy.world

    I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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    crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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    Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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      Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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      • N nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        why is it dead?

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        igmelonh
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        iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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          agent641@lemmy.world
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          Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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          • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

            Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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            topherclay@lemmy.world
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            So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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            • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

              Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

              But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

              I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

              If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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              tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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              Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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              • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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                • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                  Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                  But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                  I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                  If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                  archpawn@lemmy.world
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                  Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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                  • T topherclay@lemmy.world

                    So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                    qarbone@lemmy.world
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                    “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                    • I igmelonh

                      iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                      crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                      I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                        deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                        Cloudkill 😆

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                          tamal3@lemmy.world
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                          Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                          • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                            I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                            redacted@lemmy.zip
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                            Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                            But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                            • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                              “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                              unalivejoy
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                              Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                              • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                                  intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                                  So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                  • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                    So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                    they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                                    • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                                      Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                                      heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                      seems about right

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                                        fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                                        Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                        • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                          So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                          pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                          Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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