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  • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

    Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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    topherclay@lemmy.world
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    So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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    • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

      Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

      But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

      I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

      If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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      tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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      • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

        Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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        tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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          archpawn@lemmy.world
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          Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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          • T topherclay@lemmy.world

            So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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            qarbone@lemmy.world
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            “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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            • I igmelonh

              iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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              crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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              I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                Cloudkill 😆

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                  tamal3@lemmy.world
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                  Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                  • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                    I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                    redacted@lemmy.zip
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                    Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                    But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                    • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                      “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                      unalivejoy
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                      Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                      • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                        Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                        But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                        I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                        If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                        brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                          intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                          So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                          • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                            So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                            heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                            they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                            • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                              Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                              heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                              seems about right

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                                fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                                Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                  So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                  pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                  Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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                                  • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                    So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                    scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                    Yup, my daughter cut her nose quite a few times just rubbing her face, and slice us regularly. They grow from well trimmed to dangerous weapons in less than a week so there’s no avoiding it really

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                                    • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                      Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                      But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                      scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                      So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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                                      • F fmstrat@lemmy.world

                                        Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                        dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                        Default rules state that stats can not go below zero, extra negatives will only go into effect if buffs are applied such as +2 baby clothes

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                                        • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                                          Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                                          dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                          Just on the inside tho

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