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  • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

    Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

    But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

    I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

    If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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    tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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    • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

      Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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      tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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      • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

        Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

        But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

        I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

        If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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        archpawn@lemmy.world
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        Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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        • T topherclay@lemmy.world

          So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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          qarbone@lemmy.world
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          “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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          • I igmelonh

            iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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            crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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            I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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              deconceptualist@leminal.space
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              Cloudkill 😆

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                tamal3@lemmy.world
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                Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                  I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                  redacted@lemmy.zip
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                  Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                  But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                  • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                    “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                    unalivejoy
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                    Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                    • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                      Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                      But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                      I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                      If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                      brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                        intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                        So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                        • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                          So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                          they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                          • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                            Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                            heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                            seems about right

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                              fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                              Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                              • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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                                • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                  So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                  scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                  Yup, my daughter cut her nose quite a few times just rubbing her face, and slice us regularly. They grow from well trimmed to dangerous weapons in less than a week so there’s no avoiding it really

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                                  • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                    Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                    But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                    scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                    So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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                                    • F fmstrat@lemmy.world

                                      Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                      dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                      Default rules state that stats can not go below zero, extra negatives will only go into effect if buffs are applied such as +2 baby clothes

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                                      • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                                        Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                                        dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                        Just on the inside tho

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                                        • T tamal3@lemmy.world

                                          Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                                          dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                          Different system

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