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  • N nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    why is it dead?

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    igmelonh
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    iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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      agent641@lemmy.world
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      Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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      • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

        Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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        topherclay@lemmy.world
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        So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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          tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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          • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

            Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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            tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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            • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

              Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

              But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

              I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

              If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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              archpawn@lemmy.world
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              Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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              • T topherclay@lemmy.world

                So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                qarbone@lemmy.world
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                “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                • I igmelonh

                  iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                  crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                  I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                    deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                    Cloudkill 😆

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                      tamal3@lemmy.world
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                      Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                      • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                        I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                        redacted@lemmy.zip
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                        Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                        But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                        • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                          “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                          unalivejoy
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                          Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                          • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                            Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                            But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                            I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                            If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                            brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                              intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                              So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                              • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                                • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                                  Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                  seems about right

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                                    fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                                    Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                    • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                      So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                      pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                      Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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                                      • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                        So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                        scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                        Yup, my daughter cut her nose quite a few times just rubbing her face, and slice us regularly. They grow from well trimmed to dangerous weapons in less than a week so there’s no avoiding it really

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                                        • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                          Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                          But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                          scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                          So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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