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    agent641@lemmy.world
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    Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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    • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

      Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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      topherclay@lemmy.world
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      So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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      • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

        Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

        But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

        I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

        If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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        tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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        • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

          Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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          tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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          • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

            Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

            But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

            I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

            If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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            archpawn@lemmy.world
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            Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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            • T topherclay@lemmy.world

              So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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              qarbone@lemmy.world
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              “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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              • I igmelonh

                iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                  deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                  Cloudkill 😆

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                    tamal3@lemmy.world
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                    Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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                    • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                      I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                      redacted@lemmy.zip
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                      Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                      But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                      • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                        “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                        unalivejoy
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                        Wisdom is 1. They can’t know that.

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                        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                          brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                            intriguediceberg@lemmy.world
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                            So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                            • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                              So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                              heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                              they are often on flesh that has no callus

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                              • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                                Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                seems about right

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                                  fmstrat@lemmy.world
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                                  Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                  • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                    So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                    pat_riot@lemmy.today
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                                    Baby nails are sharp, thin and attached to a thing that flails around aimlessly. The greatest danger is to eyes.

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                                    • I intriguediceberg@lemmy.world

                                      So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

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                                      scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                      Yup, my daughter cut her nose quite a few times just rubbing her face, and slice us regularly. They grow from well trimmed to dangerous weapons in less than a week so there’s no avoiding it really

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                                      • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                                        Youre correct, at least in 3e only 0 con kills you outright. All the others just make you comatose or some other state in which you lose control of your character.

                                        But in 5e all 0 attribute states mean you die.

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                                        scratchee@feddit.uk
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                                        So 0 charisma means you die of ugliness? You’re so disgusted by yourself you just stop breathing? Or the gods find you so unappealing they reach down and snuff you out?

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                                        • F fmstrat@lemmy.world

                                          Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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                                          dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                          Default rules state that stats can not go below zero, extra negatives will only go into effect if buffs are applied such as +2 baby clothes

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