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  • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

    or took off a corpse that’s been dead for a few years.

    I’ve often wondered how anyone could take the equipment from a rotted corpse without gagging.

    ohhhh that smell, can't you smell that smell

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    woodscientist@sh.itjust.works
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    This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

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      rustyfish@lemmy.world
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      That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

      Describe what your character is wearing.

      Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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        Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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        rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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        • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR rustyfish@lemmy.world

          That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

          Describe what your character is wearing.

          Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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          festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          monks work even better

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          • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR rustyfish@lemmy.world

            That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

            Describe what your character is wearing.

            Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

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            curiousrefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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            In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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              drbeerface@lemmy.world
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              Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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                Xtallll
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                Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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                  Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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                  Tedesche
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                  “It’s legitimate salvage!”

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                    spacehooks@reddthat.com
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                    Not realistic it should be more like this

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                    • C curiousrefugee@discuss.tchncs.de

                      In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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                      texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works
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                      What’s this magic item that gives sex?

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                        Sundray
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                        Shop loot the look!

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                          What’s this magic item that gives sex?

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                          viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          This one

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                            This one

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                            texas_hangover@sh.itjust.works
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                            Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                              Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                              viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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                                thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com
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                                stealing is different from robbing

                                that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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                                  Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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                                  kichae@lemmy.ca
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                                  The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!

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                                    Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

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                                    Something tells me there’s a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn’t differentiate, or simply refused to.

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                                      Something tells me there’s a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn’t differentiate, or simply refused to.

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                                      viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                      Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it’s probably a safe bet that I didn’t know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷

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                                        Lovable Sidekick
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                                        I call it repurposing.

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                                          ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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                                          I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It’s more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can’t afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it’ll be better than nothing.

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