The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

monks work even better

In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

“It’s legitimate salvage!”

Not realistic it should be more like this

What’s this magic item that gives sex?

Shop loot the look!

This one

Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s

stealing is different from robbing

that stuff was from a murder/robbery

The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!

Something tells me there’s a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn’t differentiate, or simply refused to.

Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate ), so it’s probably a safe bet that I didn’t know that much about the clitoris during the 80s

I call it repurposing.

I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It’s more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can’t afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it’ll be better than nothing.

A lot like a thief but with a lot of extra steps. Some overlap occurs.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!