Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun’s prices.

or took off a corpse that’s been dead for a few years.

I’ve often wondered how anyone could take the equipment from a rotted corpse without gagging.

Just splash some water on your face, all clean

Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.

This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

Describe what your character is wearing.

Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

monks work even better

In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

“It’s legitimate salvage!”

Not realistic it should be more like this

What’s this magic item that gives sex?

Shop loot the look!

This one

Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s