@Thumper1964
Hey, thanks for using the hashtag on this. I live in Kansas and this is the first I've heard of it.
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Finally catching up on my own work tonight.Finally catching up on my own work tonight. The last few weeks have been filled with nothing but trying to cover for other departments' lack of planning. Feels nice to get back to my actual job for a change
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#catsofmastodon #catstodon@alipunk
This poor cat walks a lonely road but it's only home to him and he walks alone. But, as long as he always moves forward he'll go somewhere (going straight will get you nowhere)*Or maybe I'm just in the mood to listen to Green Day
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What is the correct number of cats to adopt:@jerry
First it's a cat, then it's a raccoon from Maine (how can you even tell what state they're from?) then it's a cat again. Make up your mind
/sThe correct answer is however many cats you can responsibly care for
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?@alice
The last time my wife handed me her phone to look at something in her web browser I asked if she needed anything in the open tabs. There were so many that Chrome no longer listed the number. I then had to disable notifications from who knows how many websites. It's probably time for me to do that again for her.She's resistant to any kind of change, so changing browsers or adding a VPN is out of the question for her.
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This post did not contain any content.@alipunk
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I made some tomato soup from scratch tonight and three things: 1- I somehow got lucky and bought exactly the right number of tomatoes to fill the cookie sheet which made it the perfect number of tomatoes.I made some tomato soup from scratch tonight and three things:
1- I somehow got lucky and bought exactly the right number of tomatoes to fill the cookie sheet which made it the perfect number of tomatoes.
2- I have dietary restrictions which means I can't really eat pizza which is my favorite and I managed to get this soup to taste like pizza. Major win for me.
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OK this toot will disappear in 5 minutes@cmconseils
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I know i am scared to let go because then there will be nothing left@alipunk
Idk, or just feel your feelings until you're ready to let go. It can sometimes take a while to build up the strength needed to move forward -
I know i am scared to let go because then there will be nothing left@alipunk
But letting go of things you're holding on to frees up your hands to hold on to other things. But, I know it's hard. Every time you let something go, it feels like letting a piece of yourself go but, that's how we shape ourselves. We're all like big chunks of marble and we have to leave pieces of ourselves behind to reveal the sculpture underneath. -
If you had to pray to a cheese for strength and luck, which kind would you pick?@annaleen
Hard cheese for strength,
soft cheese for wisdom or intelligence,
holey cheese for athletics,
"cheese" product for charisma,
any aged cheese for constitution.I don't make the rules, I just fail the rolls
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I hope everyone out there dealing with icepocalypse or snowmageddon stays safe.I hope everyone out there dealing with icepocalypse or snowmageddon stays safe. Unless you work for ICE or support the current president's fucked up agenda. Y'all can walk around outside without a coat to own this lefty
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the thing that pissing at work is missing is a little guy who insists on following you into the bathroom so he can breathe heavily and rub his head on your legs while you do it@triz
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They should start selling a fleshlight named America.@alipunk
Pretty sure the people in government have been screwing America enough we don't need any more.Que Super Troopers "already pulled over" scene
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I'm actually so excited about the way this picture I'm drawing is looking for the wallpaper I'm going to give to my peeps.@alipunk
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Aww... I got a really nice compliment from a guy at the store.@alice
I always feel weird about complimenting strangers. I want to acknowledge that they're looking good or whatever but, I don't want them to think I'm available. I know that I shouldn't worry about it so much though, because the times I DO speak my mind have all been good interactions.Anyway, store guy was right
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It looks like I'll have to take my youngest to the hospital cuz he got a piece of glass in his foot and freaks out too much when I try to get it out 😟@alipunk
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Doctor's appointment went well.Doctor's appointment went well. He wants a few more tests done before deciding that brain surgery is actually going to be the way to go. He was thorough and took time with us, going over lots of possibilities and options, describing how different procedures work.
After the appointment we decided on going for some Indian food since it fits all of our dietary needs and went for a cookie after. Going into the appointment was stressful but leaving felt like some relief with more questions. I've been awake for about 20 hours now, so forgive me if I've rambled a bit. For now, a short nap and then I've gotta get the 5 year old from my mom and hope that I can handle the sleeplessness and him both
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Today we're heading an hour away to take the wife to see a neurosurgeon to set an appointment for surgery.Today we're heading an hour away to take the wife to see a neurosurgeon to set an appointment for surgery. I'm not even sure what questions to ask. Obviously, stress is high but hopefully, the doctor will help by giving us information
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I'm older now 🥺@alipunk
Happiest of birthdays!