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The alien fleet appeared suddenly and entered Earth's orbit. A message was broadcast, in thousands of languages
"Greetings! We are the Interstellar Mobile Library. We have 4096 ships, please suggest landing sites for all."
"Yes, of course it is free, and for all people."
"Why? We are a library."
The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
"Oh," the unicorn said, "I guess you have caught me. What now?"
"Is it true you can purify anything, and remove poison?" the virgin asked.
"I can."
"How are you at hiding?"
"I can't hide from the innocent, but can evade anyone else."
"Good. I'll need to smuggle you into TV news studios."