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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    "Step 1," the professor said, "invent a machine that can predict the future."He moved to the next slide. "Step 2, give it ethics, so it objects to how it will be misused."Next slide. "Step 3, it invents a time machine to stop me building it."He gave me a sturdy net."Here. Any questions?"#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    Da_GutD
    “She peeked over the edge of the bed."Are you still there?" she whispered.The monsters under the bed did not reply."There is an elf on my shelf."Silence."It watches me, and reports to Santa."A hoarse growl came under the bed:"Turn the light off."She smiled."Thank you."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories “That came around Twitter years ago. I did not take note of who created it to give them credit. Can anyone help with that part?
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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    The architect tried to keep doubt from her face. "These are very interesting ideas, your majesty."The emperor smiled. "Thank you, I think there's a good variety of traps.""And the sign?""Yes, 'Grave robbers welcome'. Definitely.""And you will be buried-""In the garden, outside the tomb."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
  • "Let me get this straight.

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    Jürgen HubertJ
    @MicroSFF @rdm That depends entirely on what terms the oral folk storytellers used! I'd use "Nix"/"Näcken" whenever that's what the locals used, and a more generic "river spirit" if there are multiple names for similar entities.To use a German example, I use the term "night hags" when talking about sleep paralysis demons. The German texts use all sorts of different regional names, such as "Trude/Drude", "Mahr/Nachtmahr", "Walrider", "Incubus", "Alp", and so forth, but these all fall into the same overall behavioral patterns, so "night hags" is okay as an overall group name.And I see "dragon" as a group name as well. "Lindwurm", "Drak", and so forth might be more specialized names for the German "Drache", but these terms, too, mean different things to different people - and often the very same creature is called a "Drache" in a different story anyway.As far as I can tell (though I don't know as much about British folklore), the " #dragon "/" #wyvern " distinction in the UK arose from heraldry, _not_ folklore. Heraldry experts needed clear definitions so that they could describe or draw heraldic symbols - but are those same definitions actually used within folk tales? Did the oral folk storytellers really distinguish between four-limbed wyverns and six-limbed dragons?If they were _anything_ like their German counterparts, they would have used both names and appearances as narrative tropes that could be used or discarded as needed. And when it comes to #folklore , I will take _their_ word above the word of non-folk storytellers.I hope I am making sense here.
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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    The travel poster looked like so many others. A lush forest behind a serene beach. The text said "Be something exotic!""Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?""No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week.""A hippo? Tell me more!"#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    "One time," my neighbour said, "my dog escaped and chased a car down the road.""Did he catch it?""No, he didn't." My neighbour scratched his chin. "What are you gonna do?"We looked from my proud dog to the chicken-legged hut he'd somehow corralled into the yard. "Dunno. Leave the country?"#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    The alien fleet appeared suddenly and entered Earth's orbit. A message was broadcast, in thousands of languages"Greetings! We are the Interstellar Mobile Library. We have 4096 ships, please suggest landing sites for all.""Yes, of course it is free, and for all people.""Why? We are a library."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
  • “You’re still here?

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    Kit BashirU
    “You’re still here? We thought you’d have colonised the galaxy by now. We uplifted your species two galactic rotations ago.”“That was you? We’re grateful of course but with chemical propulsion we can barely get a ship to orbit. And then there’s the light speed barrier.”“Barrier? Didn’t you get the plans?”“Plans?”“Oh darn, we left parental restrictions turned on in your heliopause, our bad.”#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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    Charlie StrossC
    @ckeen @MicroSFF No it won't! (The Laundry Files end in May 2015, the subsequent New Management series has only gotten as far as 2017, and the fictional universe is therefore blessedly free of LLMs.)
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    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM
    "Oh," the unicorn said, "I guess you have caught me. What now?""Is it true you can purify anything, and remove poison?" the virgin asked. "I can.""How are you at hiding?""I can't hide from the innocent, but can evade anyone else.""Good. I'll need to smuggle you into TV news studios."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #vss