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  • Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
    Micro SF/F by O. Westin
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    #1

    "Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

    "A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

    "Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

    "About as intelligent as a border collie."

    "So, intelligent. Why?"

    "You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

    #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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    • Micro SF/F by O. WestinM Micro SF/F by O. Westin

      "Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

      "A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

      "Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

      "About as intelligent as a border collie."

      "So, intelligent. Why?"

      "You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

      #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

      Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
      Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
      Jürgen Hubert
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      #2

      @MicroSFF

      ...okay, I have to admit that I took an instant dislike to the unnamed creators for using silly dragon/wyvern definitions.

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      • Jürgen HubertJ Jürgen Hubert

        @MicroSFF

        ...okay, I have to admit that I took an instant dislike to the unnamed creators for using silly dragon/wyvern definitions.

        SobexS This user is from outside of this forum
        SobexS This user is from outside of this forum
        Sobex
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        #3

        @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF So what are non silly definitions ?

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        • Jürgen HubertJ Jürgen Hubert

          @MicroSFF

          ...okay, I have to admit that I took an instant dislike to the unnamed creators for using silly dragon/wyvern definitions.

          rdmR This user is from outside of this forum
          rdmR This user is from outside of this forum
          rdm
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          #4

          @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF
          But... Tradition! And Heraldry!

          This is a hill I choose to die upon! I shall defend the distinction between Dragons, Wyverns, and Wyrms!

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          • SobexS Sobex

            @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF So what are non silly definitions ?

            Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
            Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
            Jürgen Hubert
            wrote on last edited by juergen_hubert@mementomori.social
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            @Sobex @MicroSFF

            A dragon can be anything that people called a dragon, no matter what its number or arrangement of limbs might be.

            And if that includes a flying, fiery poodle, then we should not be judgemental and dismiss it.

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            The Wild Hunt of the Untersberg

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            Sunken Castles, Evil Poodles Wiki (wiki.sunkencastles.com)

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            • rdmR rdm

              @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF
              But... Tradition! And Heraldry!

              This is a hill I choose to die upon! I shall defend the distinction between Dragons, Wyverns, and Wyrms!

              GaronenurG This user is from outside of this forum
              GaronenurG This user is from outside of this forum
              Garonenur
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              @rdm @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF and what do we call the grouping of those? Just "big reptile"?
              And yes heraldic, but only in a few countries.
              I would say, the distinction is made o so popular by DnD adopting it.
              For me (german) they are all dragons. No matter how many legs, feathered wings or no wings at all.

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              • rdmR rdm

                @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF
                But... Tradition! And Heraldry!

                This is a hill I choose to die upon! I shall defend the distinction between Dragons, Wyverns, and Wyrms!

                Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                Jürgen Hubert
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                @rdm @MicroSFF

                What you call "a hill to die on", I call "bloody British Cultural Imperialism"! 😜

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                • GaronenurG Garonenur

                  @rdm @juergen_hubert @MicroSFF and what do we call the grouping of those? Just "big reptile"?
                  And yes heraldic, but only in a few countries.
                  I would say, the distinction is made o so popular by DnD adopting it.
                  For me (german) they are all dragons. No matter how many legs, feathered wings or no wings at all.

                  Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  Jürgen Hubert
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                  #8

                  @Garonenur @rdm @MicroSFF

                  My favorite are the chimney dragons.

                  https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/The_Fiery_Dragon_in_Riedheim
                  https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/Glowtail_in_Velstove

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                  • Jürgen HubertJ Jürgen Hubert

                    @rdm @MicroSFF

                    What you call "a hill to die on", I call "bloody British Cultural Imperialism"! 😜

                    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
                    Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
                    Micro SF/F by O. Westin
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                    #9

                    @juergen_hubert I will just make a note here to say that:
                    A) I am Swedish, not British,
                    B) The distinction exists in British English, which is the language I write in (in Swedish they are all "drake", like in German),
                    C) I learned the distinction while reading various legends of King Arthur and learning about heraldry,

                    You are of course entitled to dislike the story, but I don't think it's evidence I'm working to further British imperialism.

                    @rdm

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                    • Micro SF/F by O. WestinM Micro SF/F by O. Westin

                      @juergen_hubert I will just make a note here to say that:
                      A) I am Swedish, not British,
                      B) The distinction exists in British English, which is the language I write in (in Swedish they are all "drake", like in German),
                      C) I learned the distinction while reading various legends of King Arthur and learning about heraldry,

                      You are of course entitled to dislike the story, but I don't think it's evidence I'm working to further British imperialism.

                      @rdm

                      Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      Jürgen Hubert
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                      @MicroSFF @rdm

                      But see? That's how Cultural Imperialism works! The Imperialists get you to accept _their_ definitions and nomenclature as the only correct one! And don't get me started about "fairies!" 😉

                      More seriously, I actually do like the story - I just think the unnamed creators are twits for using that narrow definition of "dragon". Which actually makes the story more believable, since that's _exactly_ the kind of pedantic nerd arguments that people from science and engineering backgrounds will engage in.(*) So please don't read my initial comment as a criticism of the story itself - it wasn't intended that way.

                      (*) As a folklorist with a STEM background, I am by no means excluding myself - and as it happens, "overly narrow definitions of folkloric phenomena" happens to be one of my pet peeves.

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                      • Jürgen HubertJ Jürgen Hubert

                        @MicroSFF @rdm

                        But see? That's how Cultural Imperialism works! The Imperialists get you to accept _their_ definitions and nomenclature as the only correct one! And don't get me started about "fairies!" 😉

                        More seriously, I actually do like the story - I just think the unnamed creators are twits for using that narrow definition of "dragon". Which actually makes the story more believable, since that's _exactly_ the kind of pedantic nerd arguments that people from science and engineering backgrounds will engage in.(*) So please don't read my initial comment as a criticism of the story itself - it wasn't intended that way.

                        (*) As a folklorist with a STEM background, I am by no means excluding myself - and as it happens, "overly narrow definitions of folkloric phenomena" happens to be one of my pet peeves.

                        Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
                        Micro SF/F by O. WestinM This user is from outside of this forum
                        Micro SF/F by O. Westin
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                        @juergen_hubert @rdm I see your point, but I think it is misdirected. As a folklorist, wouldn't you prefer to talk about the Nix (Näcken in Swedish) rather than the more generic "merman" or even "river spirit"?

                        While the Inuit's hundred words for snow is a myth, languages tend to develop the vocabularies they need. Maybe Britain suffered more widespread dragon infestation, necessitating the distinctions?

                        Were I writing in another language, I would have made that characterisation differently.

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                        • Micro SF/F by O. WestinM Micro SF/F by O. Westin

                          @juergen_hubert @rdm I see your point, but I think it is misdirected. As a folklorist, wouldn't you prefer to talk about the Nix (Näcken in Swedish) rather than the more generic "merman" or even "river spirit"?

                          While the Inuit's hundred words for snow is a myth, languages tend to develop the vocabularies they need. Maybe Britain suffered more widespread dragon infestation, necessitating the distinctions?

                          Were I writing in another language, I would have made that characterisation differently.

                          Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                          Jürgen HubertJ This user is from outside of this forum
                          Jürgen Hubert
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                          @MicroSFF @rdm

                          That depends entirely on what terms the oral folk storytellers used! I'd use "Nix"/"Näcken" whenever that's what the locals used, and a more generic "river spirit" if there are multiple names for similar entities.

                          To use a German example, I use the term "night hags" when talking about sleep paralysis demons. The German texts use all sorts of different regional names, such as "Trude/Drude", "Mahr/Nachtmahr", "Walrider", "Incubus", "Alp", and so forth, but these all fall into the same overall behavioral patterns, so "night hags" is okay as an overall group name.

                          And I see "dragon" as a group name as well. "Lindwurm", "Drak", and so forth might be more specialized names for the German "Drache", but these terms, too, mean different things to different people - and often the very same creature is called a "Drache" in a different story anyway.

                          As far as I can tell (though I don't know as much about British folklore), the " #dragon "/" #wyvern " distinction in the UK arose from heraldry, _not_ folklore. Heraldry experts needed clear definitions so that they could describe or draw heraldic symbols - but are those same definitions actually used within folk tales? Did the oral folk storytellers really distinguish between four-limbed wyverns and six-limbed dragons?

                          If they were _anything_ like their German counterparts, they would have used both names and appearances as narrative tropes that could be used or discarded as needed. And when it comes to #folklore , I will take _their_ word above the word of non-folk storytellers.

                          I hope I am making sense here.

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