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      aloafofbread@lemmy.ml
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      Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

      But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

      I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

      If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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      • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

        Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

        But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

        I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

        If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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        sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        Commoner here: this is accurate.

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          redacted@lemmy.zip
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          Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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            Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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            Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!

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              Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!

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              redacted@lemmy.zip
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              Well if the campaigns gonna kill a baby it might head towards cannibalism too

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                bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world
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                Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                  spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                  Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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                    Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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                    NaibofTabr
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                    Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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                    • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                      Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                      Valmond
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                      Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.

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                        echo5@lemmy.world
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                        I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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                          Commoner here: this is accurate.

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                          dadifer@lemmy.world
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                          Yeah, sounds about right

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                            Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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                            spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                            Clearly I don’t play D&D

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                              Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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                              nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              why is it dead?

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                                I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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                                crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                                Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                                  Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                                    why is it dead?

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                                    igmelonh
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                                    iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                                      agent641@lemmy.world
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                                      Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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                                      • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                                        Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                                        topherclay@lemmy.world
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                                        So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                                        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                          tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                          Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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