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  • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

    Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

    But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

    I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

    If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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    sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Commoner here: this is accurate.

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      redacted@lemmy.zip
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      Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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      • R redacted@lemmy.zip

        Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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        Gyroplast
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        Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!

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          Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!

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          redacted@lemmy.zip
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          Well if the campaigns gonna kill a baby it might head towards cannibalism too

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            bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world
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            Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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              spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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              Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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              • S spacenoodle@lemmy.world

                Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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                NaibofTabr
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                Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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                • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                  Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                  Valmond
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                  Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.

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                    echo5@lemmy.world
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                    I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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                    • S sbv@sh.itjust.works

                      Commoner here: this is accurate.

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                      dadifer@lemmy.world
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                      Yeah, sounds about right

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                      • N NaibofTabr

                        Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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                        spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                        Clearly I don’t play D&D

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                        • R redacted@lemmy.zip

                          Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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                          nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          why is it dead?

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                            I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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                            crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                            Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                              Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                              • N nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                why is it dead?

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                                igmelonh
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                                iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                                  agent641@lemmy.world
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                                  Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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                                  • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                                    Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                                    topherclay@lemmy.world
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                                    So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                                    • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                      Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                      But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                      I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                      If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                      tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                      Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                                      • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                                        Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                                        tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                        Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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                                        • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                          Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                          But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                          I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                          If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                          archpawn@lemmy.world
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                                          Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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