*SMASH CUT TO* a lesbian dangling an inch off the ground #Monsterdon

Look at that practiced thumping, Leo learned that from his landlord stepdad. #Monsterdon

ZANTETSUGRANDMA #Monsterdon

So Charlie just fake dies at the end of every movie now? #Monsterdon

Hey, Dad, good work! Finally doing something with your kids. #Monsterdon

You, uh

You got a little

a little uh

on your

...Nevermind.

#Monsterdon

"Normal like a movie?"

Yeah, you could watch The Tingler! #Monsterdon

Sorry, Rosie. Gotta go chase your skinny tasty treat down, I guess. #Monsterdon

CHARLIE WILL BE BACK

IN

CRITTERS 4: YOU ONLY LIVE TWIX

#Monsterdon

...From Russia with Leeks? #Monsterdon

On Her Majesty's Secret Service Tray #Monsterdon

Diamonds are for Lunch #Monsterdon

The Spy Who Licked Me #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

Critterpussy

#Monsterdon

@klu9 #Monsterdon

Yeah I gotta say Critters 2 remains the high watermark of this venerable series in my eyes. 3 Just doesn't have the thematic consistency or emotional weight, I'm sorry. Clearly we have lost our auteur, and with him, our golden age. Where now shall we turn for truly classic cinema now?

Eh, maybe Hee-Haw's on another channel. Just as good. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

The Living Daycrites

#Monsterdon

@klu9 Casino Royale with Cheese #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

and the theme is the Heifer Burger song from Critters 2

#Monsterdon

@klu9 *chef's kiss* #Monsterdon