SHOWING UP ON THE BEACH TO SHOW DOWN WITH MY LOVER AND THIS DOG IN MY TOP HAT #MONSTERDON

IS the dog the woman!?!? is she split between three life paths. beyond the madonna/whore complex, there is the sea hag/dog/passive love object triplex #monsterdon

adding to the steam, dog, and ocean unexplained subplots, there is the "why are their eyes like that" subplot, with the woman's doll eyelashes and the good doctor's bulged eyes. #monsterdon

FUCK whoever did the rich guy's mustache
MARRY whoever did the sea monster's kelp hair
KILL whoever did the woman's eye makeup
#monsterdon

i'm barely aware of what's going on in this movie because it's almost 100% headcanon for me, so the last 7 minutes where they try and close up shop are going to be a wild ride #monsterdon

why would you make a whole movie premised on the fact that all women used to be murderous sea monsters and then do NOTHING WITH THAT #monsterdon

moral of the story: don't cast women back into their primoridial sea monster form to kill your enemies and force them to fall in love with you, because they will turn against you and kill you instead so they can release their soul in the present from the life of torture you made them endure #monsterdon

they made the bad hypnotist do this last scene with chocolate sauce all over his face #monsterdon

hafhuiafeuihlwfiuhlefhuirlghiuafh "there, fire, where i'm pointing at hurry up" holy fuck that is so good #monsterdon

i can't fucking breath, i can't believe it, the question mark ending, that's the only ending any movie in #monsterdon can ever have from now on

@Taweret i was bunted over into https://tubitv.com/movies/536459/the-beach-girls-and-the-monster-original-uncut-schlock-classic by autoplay and it is immediately clear that this needs to be entered into the voting queue #monsterdon

"there, fire"
"where i'm pointing at, hurry up"

#monsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon #ThereFiresOfMonsterdon

"she'll never be back will she"
"no"
"??????????????????"

#monsterdon #EndingsOfMonsterdon #QuestionMarkEndingsOfMonsterdon