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  3. Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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  • Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿P Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    @pluralistic Why would anyone - especially a canadian - even want to be s US citizen, is beyond me!

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    @pa27 Because I live in the USA. Would you rather be a NON-citizen in the USA?

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    • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

      Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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      @pluralistic

      "it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:"

      Why would we?

      None of us have ever passed through it, and very few of us have ever assisted anyone though it

      Have you collected data on the immigration process from other countries, to compare?

      Have you collected information from people world-wide about their understanding of their own country's immigration process?

      It's obvious to me that few non-Americans have any idea how to see things from an American point of view

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      • CodeByJeff - Now with AI!C CodeByJeff - Now with AI!

        @pluralistic

        "it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:"

        Why would we?

        None of us have ever passed through it, and very few of us have ever assisted anyone though it

        Have you collected data on the immigration process from other countries, to compare?

        Have you collected information from people world-wide about their understanding of their own country's immigration process?

        It's obvious to me that few non-Americans have any idea how to see things from an American point of view

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        @codebyjeff Yes. I also was naturalized as a Briton, and my father was naturalized as a Canadian. The American system is incredibly bad, by international standards.

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        • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

          @codebyjeff Yes. I also was naturalized as a Briton, and my father was naturalized as a Canadian. The American system is incredibly bad, by international standards.

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          @pluralistic yeah, I'm sorry but I'm tired of

          "'by international standards"

          as a stand in for Britain, Canada, Europe & America

          We may or may not have a shit process, but I doubt you researched the rest of the world to determine what is "normal"

          I live in Japan, and good luck becoming a full-time resident here

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          • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

            @codebyjeff Yes. I also was naturalized as a Briton, and my father was naturalized as a Canadian. The American system is incredibly bad, by international standards.

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            @pluralistic@mamot.fr @codebyjeff@hachyderm.io I have family members who have applied for (and in some cases received) naturalization to seven different nationalities. The US applications were the most time consuming and expensive by an enormous margin. Not because the actual requirements were more restrictive (all four US applications were eventually successful, while some of the others were not), but because of the process.

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            • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

              @pa27 Because I live in the USA. Would you rather be a NON-citizen in the USA?

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              @pluralistic Fair point, but I'd rather not live there at all! 😀

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              • Michael NewtonM Michael Newton

                @pluralistic@mamot.fr @codebyjeff@hachyderm.io I have family members who have applied for (and in some cases received) naturalization to seven different nationalities. The US applications were the most time consuming and expensive by an enormous margin. Not because the actual requirements were more restrictive (all four US applications were eventually successful, while some of the others were not), but because of the process.

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                @mavnn @pluralistic

                not to waste your time in things I can look up, but what could people do efficiently in other countries that they couldn't do in the US?

                Full disclosure: My wife is Japanese and had a green card in the US before we moved to Japan

                We didn't follow through to her becoming a citizen, but what we did to deal with her green card involved a total of 1 meeting and a couple of forms

                I have seen how others around us who weren't coming from a first world country to marry an American were being treated - I'm not trying to defend that

                I'm challenging the statement that it is worse than applying in other countries

                Honestly, I skimmed the main article and found it full of emotions and low on facts and nothing at all like what my wife went through

                But I WILL admit that US govt processes are a mare's nest. Often times, ironically, in an effort to be fair.

                Also, ironically - this complaint against American bureaucracy is one of MAGA's biggest compliants

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                  @mavnn @pluralistic

                  not to waste your time in things I can look up, but what could people do efficiently in other countries that they couldn't do in the US?

                  Full disclosure: My wife is Japanese and had a green card in the US before we moved to Japan

                  We didn't follow through to her becoming a citizen, but what we did to deal with her green card involved a total of 1 meeting and a couple of forms

                  I have seen how others around us who weren't coming from a first world country to marry an American were being treated - I'm not trying to defend that

                  I'm challenging the statement that it is worse than applying in other countries

                  Honestly, I skimmed the main article and found it full of emotions and low on facts and nothing at all like what my wife went through

                  But I WILL admit that US govt processes are a mare's nest. Often times, ironically, in an effort to be fair.

                  Also, ironically - this complaint against American bureaucracy is one of MAGA's biggest compliants

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                  @codebyjeff@hachyderm.io @pluralistic@mamot.fr So firstly: some other countries suck as well, just to be clear. Just maybe not as much 😁 . My wife getting her UK citizenship was far harder than it had any reason to be (answer questions on British TV shows I had never watched​, do an English test that required a much lower level than she'd had to demonstrate for existing profressional qualifications from a UK university, etc).

                  But the main difference just seemed to be in the sheer volume of information you needed to find and submit, and obviously the more you submit the more there is that can be challenged, that you might have made a mistake on, that you might forget.

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                  • Michael NewtonM Michael Newton

                    @codebyjeff@hachyderm.io @pluralistic@mamot.fr So firstly: some other countries suck as well, just to be clear. Just maybe not as much 😁 . My wife getting her UK citizenship was far harder than it had any reason to be (answer questions on British TV shows I had never watched​, do an English test that required a much lower level than she'd had to demonstrate for existing profressional qualifications from a UK university, etc).

                    But the main difference just seemed to be in the sheer volume of information you needed to find and submit, and obviously the more you submit the more there is that can be challenged, that you might have made a mistake on, that you might forget.

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                    @mavnn @pluralistic yes, the forms, forms, forms is absolutely out of control

                    no debate there

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                    • CodeByJeff - Now with AI!C CodeByJeff - Now with AI!

                      @mavnn @pluralistic yes, the forms, forms, forms is absolutely out of control

                      no debate there

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                      @codebyjeff@hachyderm.io @pluralistic@mamot.fr ​As a counter example one of my cousins applied for Australian citizenship and was rejected but the process was shorter, cheaper, and the reasons given were clear cut (if borderline enough that they had tried applying regardless). The UK process was long and ridiculous in places, but it was always clear what you had to do next, and where you had to go to get it. The Italians rejected my request on the basis of a rule that they changed retroactively (yay, different right wing government of a few years back) but at least submitting the request took me a fairly small amount of time and money (hundreds of euros, maybe a day of work)

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                      • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

                        Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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                        @pluralistic

                        Meanwhile a certain E. Musk probably did a lot of that perjuring and defrauding.

                        But hey, if you can hang Kesslers syndrome over all our heads then I really meant to say that he is a really swell guy...

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                        • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

                          Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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                          @pluralistic the whole deporting people who have open pending cases is absolutely atrocious and nobody is doing Jack shit about it. It's like the one clear thing they can bring uscis to court on

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                            But then my kid applied to university and was told that she should sign up for FASFA, which is the federal student loan and grant process; she got pretty good grades and there was a chance she could get a couple grand knocked off her tuition. Seemed like a good idea to me.

                            So we filled in the FASFA paperwork, and partway through, it asks if you are a naturalized citizen, and, if you are, it asks you to upload a copy of your certificate of citizenship.

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                            @pluralistic FAFSA? FERPA is a privacy act

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                            • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

                              Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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                              @jcsteh @pluralistic I have lived in the United States for nearly 30 years. The only thing left was the interview, but I withdrew my citizenship application in 2017. You can probably guess why.

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                              • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

                                It's also a timely reminder of the awesome destructive power of a single billionaire. This week, I took a Southwest flight to visit my daughter at college for her 18th birthday, and of course, SWA now charges for bags and seats. Multiple passengers complained bitterly and loudly about this as they boarded (despite the fact that the plane was only half full, many people were given middle seats and banned from moving to empty rows).

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                                @pluralistic I had this EXACT same experience this week. Short SWA flight that was only half full. All the passengers squeezed together in the middle of the plane with rows of empty seats in front. And they made it very clear you had to remain your assigned seat.

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                                  @pluralistic FAFSA? FERPA is a privacy act

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                                  @janeadams Right you are - thanks!

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                                    @Thumper1964 @pluralistic @NicksWorld Most racists don’t know that they are racists.

                                    Most fish don’t know what water is.

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                                      @Thumper1964 @pluralistic @NicksWorld Most racists don’t know that they are racists.

                                      Most fish don’t know what water is.

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                                      @ChemicalEyeGuy @Thumper1964 @pluralistic There are things that you would have to know if you're racist, for example, if you said the N-word in front of a Black person, you['d find out how bad taht really is so then you'd know you're racist, especially if you said it in a sentence where its malicious.

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                                      • Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿P Graeme 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

                                        @pluralistic Why would anyone - especially a canadian - even want to be s US citizen, is beyond me!

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                                        @pa27 @pluralistic
                                        This essay might help explain it

                                        Whenever I despair about my country (which is often) I reread this

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                                        American

                                        My admission stamp to the United States, August 28th, 1995. In 1995, at the beginning of the last week of August, on the afternoon of an inhumanly hot and intolerably humid day, I arrived at Newark Airport to live in the United States. I was twenty two years old and about to start as a graduate student at Princeton. I have been here more or less the whole time since. I spent six years on an F-1 Visa while getting my PhD. After that, I lived and worked in Tucson for seven years. My conception of what counts as an inhumanly hot day changed. During that time I was on an H1-B Visa sponsored by my employer, the University of Arizona. Subsequently, I was granted Permanent Residency—a Green Card—through marriage. In 2009 I moved to North Carolina. My conception of what counts as an intolerably humid day changed. I am an immigrant to this country. I have made my life here. My two children are Americans. And now, as of yesterday, so am I.

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                                        • Cory DoctorowP Cory Doctorow

                                          Having been through the US immigration process (I got my first work visa more than 25 years ago and became a citizen in 2022), it's obvious to me that Americans have *no idea* how weird and tortuous their immigration system is:

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                                          Citizenship packet and oath, federal building, Downtown Los Angeles, California, USA

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                                          If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

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                                          @pluralistic

                                          I'm surprised about your experience. As a European, I thougt, that #US/#Gilead (and other American) #immigration works as easy as:

                                          "You go there, kill the existing population, and settle. Optionally, BYOS (bring your own slaves) from elsewhere."

                                          It used to be like that. Good ol' times.

                                          #colonialism #genocide #slavery #racism

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