@CactuarJoe For instance, I now have a lot of questions about what went on at the Mar-a-Lago spa.

trixter@retro.pizza
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Every time I see Trump do something about his Epstein problem, I go, "Yep, that's what I'd do if I wanted people to develop deranged conspiracy theories about me." -
How about fuck all the way offHow about fuck all the way off
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Just about time for #monsterdon WOOOOAAAAHHHHHH"Vampire Circus" just feels like a very 2010s anime to me. Black Butler vibes.
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Just about time for #monsterdon WOOOOAAAAHHHHHHJust about time for #monsterdon WOOOOAAAAHHHHHH
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Payment processors really putting a new spin on “Shut up and take my money” latelyPayment processors really putting a new spin on “Shut up and take my money” lately
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Honestly the thing I was most interested in from the Pokemon direct was Pokemon Champions.@CactuarJoe I don’t want action, I want menus.
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Hm, Shithead has a minor heart-related condition.@CactuarJoe I’m ready.
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I'm not in rush hour traffic very often -- thank god -- but I swear to fucking god.@CactuarJoe One of the things I love about having a 3pm-11pm shift is never, ever having to deal with rush hour.
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I must be masking my weirdness too well because it came up at the adoption event that I do a podcast (we were talking about cats getting in the way of computer use) and one of the new fosters guessed it was True Crime.@CactuarJoe Next they’ll be accusing me of being a Wine Lady.
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I must be masking my weirdness too well because it came up at the adoption event that I do a podcast (we were talking about cats getting in the way of computer use) and one of the new fosters guessed it was True Crime.I must be masking my weirdness too well because it came up at the adoption event that I do a podcast (we were talking about cats getting in the way of computer use) and one of the new fosters guessed it was True Crime.
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Okay the possible #Monsterdon secondary account situation is still up in the air, so I'm still at home, torturing my beloved friends who followed me for my silly stories and now get these shenanigans.@hollie "In 1978, Jaques Denouement invented a new storytelling concept..."
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Folks it is one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!@CactuarJoe I think those are a customization option in Cyberpunk 2077.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.This is honestly a lot more Don Rickles than I expected.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.My parents never took me on carnival rides as a kid because they knew too many carnies.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.I'm just sitting here distracted by the intentionally sloppy painting on the red trim around the door and window.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.HEY IT'S TIME FOR DON RICKLES
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.Mystic Science is my favorite kind of science.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.(It's called a vivisection when they're alive DOCTOR.)
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.The idea that any woman would have an interest in this doctor is the least believable thing about this movie.
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Getting all settled in for #monsterdon.Oh god, I'd missed that he's Dr. Xavier.