Wandering Adventure Party

AWS hosted my homework

Now streaming on Prime

Chile’s Atacama desert - the world's driest desert - has briefly transformed into a carpet of fuchsia-colored wildflowers (often dormant for years) after rare rainfall

Paracetamol gives you autism. Ibuprofen makes you speak French. Plasters cause colour blindness. Nail files make you sleepy. Tweezers force you to see 12 minutes into the future. Soap is delicious. For gods sake, medical professionals - sort it out!

The RAPTCHA

Select all squares with
bicycles
to enter the kingdom of heaven

Don't tell anyone but just between you and me on this secret website - It's my birthday today

We've all got to have a 'thing', don't we. Well I don't. My 'thing' is that I don't have a 'thing'. That's my thing.

There are some weird people on LinkedIn. We're supposed to believe that we're the weirdos and they're the normo's, but I guarantee you're stuck on a desert island with Fedi's and it's fuckn paradise on earth, albeit extremely kooky. But stuck on a desert island with those LinkedIn monsters..... you'd better sleep with one eye open. Immediate devolution into incoherent cannibalistic chaos. Every person for themselves trying to climb to the top of the growing mountain of skulls. Language no longer exists - just tattered suit-wearing animals gutterally shrieking I HOPE YOU'RE WELL! KIND REGARDS! Over on Fedi Island, a couple of neighbours have disagreed on whether coffee or tea is supreme, but they've realised it's subjective and decided to respect each others perspectives and have got together to throw a little party to celebrate both coffee and tea enjoyers (although there is still one berk sat in the corner grumbling that if you like tea it means you hate women). The Linux people have invented an unnecessarily complicated method for catching wildlife, but it keeps them happy and busy. Just pulleys and weights and springs going boing, but it mostly works. The wildlife of course not for food, but to assist in identifying edible plants and mushrooms and verdant areas for growing crops. However what's that our lookout can see?! A boat. Coming from LinkedIn island. The alarm is sounded but we are not prepared.....

Lot of young people walking about with Nirvana tshirts and the like. Like they know who Nirvana are. I don't walk about with fuckn.....15th century.... madrigal bands on my chest. Oh ya I'm like super into Thomas 'father of the English madrigal' Morley. You probably don't know him. You probably like all those mainstream Italian madrigals. You sheep. You don't understand me and what I'm going through. Noone does. Except Thomas Morley. He's the only one who understands me. He madrigals for me. We are soul mates. Madrigal-mates.

Possibly a weird observation, but for a museum dedicated to the evolution of technology, this tank museum has really rubbish hand dryers. If you took them out on the battlefield you'd barely dry any of your enemy soldiers hands.

I'm sorry but requiring me to ask permission before entering Nick Cleggs house, going into his fridge and making a Scooby Doo-style sandwich then leaving with all of his valuables and his wife would 'kill' my desire to eat a Scooby Doo-style sandwich from the contents of Nick Cleggs fridge and run away with his wife

We've all been there

Man in Norway wakes to find huge container ship in garden

Johan Helberg says he was "quite astonished" to look out of his window and see the vessel.

BBC News (www.bbc.co.uk)

It is remarkable that humans figured out how to turn a bunch of dry grass into bread