@futurebird you're like, making out that I'm, this, like, horrible person.
*fucking crickets*
@futurebird you're like, making out that I'm, this, like, horrible person.
*fucking crickets*
@petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.
@vkc @effariwhy the social media equivalent of some dickhead shouting CHEER UP LOVE from a passing car
it's so fucking sad it's actually comical.
@dianea showing this to my students next time one arrives without a pen. (Tomorrow, by 9:25)
@EUCommission disposable vapes