Wandering Adventure Party

Democrats in the Galactic Senate announce that they will not support a bill to “Abolish the Stormtroopers” because they do not want to be seen as anti-law enforcement.

@David @FediTips

I think this would also prevent bridged Bluesky accounts you follow from being boosted into your feed

So much to do this holiday season. I’m just now getting around to defragging the candy canes!

Tsunami warning ️

Quoot me, daddy

(your timeline is haunted)

I don’t want to be too strict about movies, but I do think that age-appropriate content is important. So, I’m not going to let the kid watch The NeverEnding Story until he is 37

Baby, immediately upon waking up: <screams>

Relatable.

69k steps

I presume that Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyer have enough money banked that they never need to work again, so I do hope they go down swinging, doing their small part to show that trump is thin-skinned loser with small-dick energy

#uspol

“….there’s no time. This is our one shot to get face time with the governor”

The intern agreed and they rushed to the meeting.

They are ushered into the office for their meeting with the Bush and his team, all in suits. Before anything else is said, Bush starts the meeting by turning to the intern and saying “thanks for dressing up for the governor, son.”

It’s frat boy bullying but at least there was *some* humor in it, even if it’s mean.

The trump folks just want the bullying.

@Tim_Eagon when I was a student in Texas, I knew a guy who was working as an intern for a state legislator. During a special session, when things are especially hectic, they got a call that the governor’s office in the evening — Bush wanted to meet with them about a bill that we’re running, and they need to be at the governor’s mansion in an hour.

The rep was like, “let’s go!”

The intern was aghast, “I’m wearing sweatpants. Can I go take a shower and grab a suit?”

“No,…”

@Tim_Eagon of course you’re right. It’s pretty wild that George W. Bush isn’t enough of a conservative dickhead for some people 🫠

Apparently, Maga and conservatives are freaking out about male cheerleaders in the NFL. So, who wants to tell them?

Which would you rather eat?