Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

@rufustheduck I can practically hear him purring.

@rufustheduck A true blessing!

@rufustheduck Being a cat chair is the greatest honor!

@rufustheduck
Non malum est vocatio

@rufustheduck Awww, acceptance at last

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

@rufustheduck Makes purrfect sense to me: Molly sits on you indoors and Max sits on you outdoors.

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

@rufustheduck I currently have Goobie resting on my lap. She's started doing this more often too. I will always allow lap time with her. 🫀

@mrgrumpymonkey there's little more urgent than being a cat chair

@rufustheduck I do need to make a meal though. She sure is comfortable though. So I'll stay hungry for but longer.

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

@rufustheduck the best calling

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets

@rufustheduck
There’s nothing more satisfying than finally finding that one thing you can do exceptionally well and enjoy doing it.

@rufustheduck There's nothing quite like the validation you get when an aloof cat (or dog) grants you an audience. One of the best feelings. Congrats on the accomplishment!