Really the main crime this film is committing is that it doesn't star Tia Carrere, like this would've been exactly her speed circa 1988

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TURN DOWN YOUR uh well JUST TURN THEM DOWN OKAY

(you know what I mean)

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"Put that garlic back in your spaghetti sauce" how did you get it OUT of the sauce to START WITH man??? #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's promising XD #Monsterdon

*knock knock* Coffin service, ma'am, just here to change your sheets. #Monsterdon

Is... Is that the stinger? Is the film over? #Monsterdon

"Doo dee doo I'll just walk down Certain Doom Alley, sure it'll be fine" #Monsterdon

...Okay apparently we didn't need any actual explanation about that scene, moving on. #Monsterdon

This is your reminder that this movie was shown on the USA network and introduced by Gilbert Gottfried. Aaaand you can kinda tell, huh? #Monsterdon

This is your reminder that this movie was shown on the USA network and introduced by Gilbert Gottfried. Aaaand you can kinda tell, huh? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It certainly would keep me Up All Night. Yikes. #monsterdon

Oh, Bobbie Dinwiddle. Nice to see him get work after he escaped the Wonka factory. #Monsterdon

Ma'am please don't deliver your lines directly into the camera. #Monsterdon

FINALLY, six and a half minutes into the movie we have both a BEACH and a BIKINI #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

I've already lost the boob pool (I bet under 5 minutes)

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FINALLY, six and a half minutes into the movie we have both a BEACH and a BIKINI #Monsterdon

"You need a unique driving experience" The seats are made of french toast! #Monsterdon

Must've had unrestricted access to an ADR booth, I guess. Batten down the hatches, it's gonna be nonstop voiceovers #Monsterdon

"There sure are some sickies around, huh?"

Yes, we've met the cast. #Monsterdon

OH GOD THAT NEON i have BEEN IN THIS BASEMENT #Monsterdon