🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
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@pookiesorcery The only right answer
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux I always have been somewhat artificial intelligent.
But seriously: So glad that all my Meta accounts are gone...
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux gives 'a dead account' a totally different meaning though.
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If it wasn't clear yet..
DELETE YOUR #META ACCOUNTS
@stux that includes Instagram and WhatsApp too
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If it wasn't clear yet..
DELETE YOUR #META ACCOUNTS
@stux I don't think deleting the accounts does anything except set "deleted" to "true".
I had a Facebook account in 2005 - for a week. I deleted it.
Ten years later I had to create another to test a Facebook extension. FB resurrected my original account. All my posts were still there.
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux how could anyone have predicted this?
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@stux I don't think deleting the accounts does anything except set "deleted" to "true".
I had a Facebook account in 2005 - for a week. I deleted it.
Ten years later I had to create another to test a Facebook extension. FB resurrected my original account. All my posts were still there.
Yeah, that's pretty typical. We usually call it a soft-delete. We don't always reveal to the user it's just a flag on an account.
It's pretty lousy.
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If it wasn't clear yet..
DELETE YOUR #META ACCOUNTS
@stux
My elderly mother (89) was not happy i deleted WA, as i am the only one in the family to do so. She has to use Signal just for me. At least she does. -
If it wasn't clear yet..
DELETE YOUR #META ACCOUNTS
@stux I deleted mine a few months ago. Unfortunately, I am stuck with WhatsApp for another year while my son is at school+clubs. After that, WhatsApp will be gone.
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux
This was in an episode of "broken mirror" years ago.
An excellent dystopic series, recommended
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux AI stealing jobs from good old spirit mediums now -
🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux It’s a very weird bubble these people live in, making them so out of touch with what’s going on anywhere that it takes probably multiple teams dozens of meetings to present THIS to the world.
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@stux I don't think deleting the accounts does anything except set "deleted" to "true".
I had a Facebook account in 2005 - for a week. I deleted it.
Ten years later I had to create another to test a Facebook extension. FB resurrected my original account. All my posts were still there.
This is why I prefer to misdirect the algorithm by following and liking things I'm not actually interested in.
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux meta going beyond dead internet theory & giving us the undead internet, a Necrocomnicon
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux So other dead people can read it?
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@stux So other dead people can read it?
'I read dead people'
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@stux I don't think deleting the accounts does anything except set "deleted" to "true".
I had a Facebook account in 2005 - for a week. I deleted it.
Ten years later I had to create another to test a Facebook extension. FB resurrected my original account. All my posts were still there.
@AbramKedge @stux
Once upon a happier time it was (theoretically) possible to delete tweets off Twatter. Odd (not) how this is nigh on impossible now. -
🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux I'm pretty sure that's a storyline from Max Headroom from the 1980s.
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If it wasn't clear yet..
DELETE YOUR #META ACCOUNTS
@stux I did a few days ago, it’s been freeing.
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🤮 #Meta patented an #AI that lets you keep posting from beyond the grave
Meta patented an AI that lets you keep posting after you die
Meta was recently granted a patent for tech to keep your social media accounts running using AI if you take a break or die.
Business Insider (www.businessinsider.com)
@stux I just imagine my long-terminated account being resurrected by a bot that is objectively more attractive and cooler than I was.
I bet they are living their best simulated life commenting unbalanced parentheses on the posts of bots pretending to be emacs users.
