"I shall also prove that American cheese is TRUE CHEESE and not mere simulacrum!" #Monsterdon

"You are travelling through time and space... Farther back... Back!"

Back demon! Back back! #Monsterdon

"You want to stop now?"

I want you to GET OFF ME #Monsterdon

Oh sure, you could never have faked any of this 9_9 #Monsterdon

"Sleep... Deep sleep... Moooore! Deeper!"

SLEEP DEEPER! HARDER! ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE!? #Monsterdon

Little known fact, the automatic door openers at grocery stores are moved by means of hypnotic necromancy. #Monsterdon

She-Creature said Eat The Rich #Monsterdon

"By the power that is mine, I command you"

By the power of Greyskull! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe by the power of numbskull more like it #monsterdon

"Then she remains as she is!"

Trapped in a bad movie. #Monsterdon

All the spacial awareness of a concussed fruit bat. #Monsterdon

Lombardi's that guy with no understanding of personal space. Probably smells like Muenster and cigarettes and kitty litter. #Monsterdon

"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe killlllll

...What part of psychic research requires BEAKERS AND TUBES? #Monsterdon

So the rats are psychic? ...OH MY GOD HE'S A MINDFLAYER

Cranium rat

Cranium rats, or brain vermin,[1] were psionically enhanced rats, transformed by mind flayers through bombardment with psionic energy. They were used as spies by illithids, interspersed through the normal rat population of a city.[2] Cranium rats were indistinguishable from regular variants of...

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Men in double-breasted suits standing four abreast... That's sixteen abreast? #Monsterdon

"We're supposed to watch this penny arcade drama?"

Well, we do it for fun. I suppose you're getting paid? #Monsterdon

I wonder what the She Creature is doing right now. #Monsterdon

"Take Professor Anderson's glasses off... Put them back on... No, on the Professor. On Professor Anderson. No, the glasses, put the GLASSES on Professor Anderson. ...Andrea can you stop fucking around please." #Monsterdon