Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon

YOU CAN'T USE JAWS MUSIC FOR A MUMMY

FOUL

#Monsterdon

"Mind if I take a look at that hand?"

Long as you didn't eat ye- oh you did huh #Monsterdon

I wonder what the fungus is doing right now. #Monsterdon

...Uh, well, I'm sure that shot through the grate was very important and portentious, but... I have no idea what it WAS. #Monsterdon

Dick Travelin.

#Monsterdon

Off Melrose, for when you're done watching Melrose Place. #Monsterdon

She's mystified by the lobster. #Monsterdon

Yeah, this flick is Animal House But There's A Mummy #Monsterdon

Yeah, this flick is Animal House But There's A Mummy #Monsterdon

"Hey baby, ready to die?" #Monsterdon

KCIS

You can't get it on a *trans*istor radio. #Monsterdon

ONLY A KCIS DEALS IN ABSOLUTES #Monsterdon

"Greg, you've got a face like a pork roast." #Monsterdon

She's flailing like an octopus. #Monsterdon

Music like heresamummyheresamummyheresamummyheresamummy #Monsterdon

Movie got to bare boobs faster than murder, that's unusual. #Monsterdon

Okay, "Describe the attacker, was he black?" WAS the most realistic dialogue in the film so far. #Monsterdon

It's a tiiiiiIIiime muuMMYyyy~ ♫ #Monsterdon

Mummy splitting his time between murder and freelance plumbing. #Monsterdon