Ah, green goop. We all know THAT's perfectly safe! #Monsterdon

They're gonna give the mummy cancer! #Monsterdon

"The hell could those be"

I don't know dude, why are you asking me? #Monsterdon

Ah, the finest traditions of archaeology.

Pocket what you can and run.

#Monsterdon

Wow, four thousand year old chandelier glass. #Monsterdon

"Honey" yeah of course he's screwing his grad student assistant >_> #Monsterdon

The mummy's got GIBLETS #Monsterdon

The highest safety standards! "It MIGHT not be dangerous" #Monsterdon

"Mweh mweh, money status power mweh mweh where's the mayor I need to suck ass a little bit" #Monsterdon

"Yeah, we raided another tomb! Stole the poor bastard's tennis rackets!" #Monsterdon

"I was a frat man, I know what it's like. You think I never stuck my dick in a corpse?" #Monsterdon

And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREEN #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they forgot the red to make it 3d. Budget cuts.

Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon

YOU CAN'T USE JAWS MUSIC FOR A MUMMY

FOUL

#Monsterdon

"Mind if I take a look at that hand?"

Long as you didn't eat ye- oh you did huh #Monsterdon

I wonder what the fungus is doing right now. #Monsterdon

...Uh, well, I'm sure that shot through the grate was very important and portentious, but... I have no idea what it WAS. #Monsterdon

Dick Travelin.

#Monsterdon

Off Melrose, for when you're done watching Melrose Place. #Monsterdon