Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.

As long as he attacks first, he’ll be fine, right?

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

There’s a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere

Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

And the loot.

Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

Happy cake day!

I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

Wouldn’t it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it’s just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?.. Jesus

It’s like two pixels

Edit: Y’know now that I look at it again, the “dish” isn’t anywhere fucking close to her left arm because she’s holding the top of the axe…

Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom’s look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

Is she single?

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He’s not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we’ll pawn his gear in the morning.

I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

I mean that’s literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

middle-earth middle-class sub-urban

Do we still get to loot his stuff?

Always. That’s the point

Could also be the future of The Forgotten Realms