@martinus cat: I'm speedrunning mischief% today

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@martinus Cat distribution system at work.

Alternatively: "We have received your return, but the returned item is not the item we sent. Also, it refuses to leave the receiving facility even when given fresh tuna. Consequently no return credit can be offered at this time."

@martinus but the cat came back, the very next day... https://youtu.be/FJl_4IsQJ2g?si=SqAjcD2h9VA1g6CT

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@martinus this is one of those posts that is so sweet in its humanity that it becomes the last one in my scroll, and I take the next while off from social media to fully bask in its warmth

@martinus @MarkAsser this is hilarious full points for persistence kitty

@martinus I retoot at first but I think it's AI. The cat is too speed, especially at the end...

@martinus The guy is kind
It makes me happy and sad
Sad because if I saw the kindness it is because it is too rare

The cat is probably more sad than I am because he just saw a entire boxes-kingdom flew away

@martinus "But what if yes?"

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@martinus That poor delivery driver!

@martinus poor guy

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i love cats SOOOOOOOOO much

@martinus So cute!

@martinus I feel like I'm watching a Buster Keaton bit where he forgot to pace the routine and let the gags land

@martinus Sometimes the easiest solution of 'hold the cat while closing the door' is not something that can be focused on due to the time constraints these guys have to deal with. He did well under those constraints. Still kind of funny to see how humans truly act in these situations.

@martinus i have died laughing and gone to cat heaven LMAO

@martinus it's a shame that it's AI slop