"This narration brought to you by the fact that nobody in the 1970s wanted to do actual pilot episodes anymore because of syndication." #monsterdon

And now a message from Bimennan. #monsterdon

Captain's Log, st-uh wait, shit, sorry #monsterdon

Gene, I appreciate that Star Trek was kind of a once-in-a-lifetime kind of thing, but this ain't it. #monsterdon

"Auto-mo-beels" #monsterdon

Cut his shirt open! Gene's got one trick, but it was a good one! #monsterdon

They're gonna have to turn that high pitched lazer down a notch, ow #monsterdon

"THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it." #monsterdon

Oo, dude's lookin' bad. Strawberry jelly all over his chest diaper. #monsterdon

...Jesus, sorry I said anything. #monsterdon

Spock this guy ain't #monsterdon

ugh, 1970s attempts at native inclusivity -_-; #monsterdon

We about to meet our Bones? #monsterdon