"Take Professor Anderson's glasses off... Put them back on... No, on the Professor. On Professor Anderson. No, the glasses, put the GLASSES on Professor Anderson. ...Andrea can you stop fucking around please." #Monsterdon

"Elizabeth Weatherby is real!"

Weather Elizabethby still unproven! #Monsterdon

"Your dog and I are not compatible."

You tried to date the DOG, TOO!? #Monsterdon

Oh good, another long, talky scene. Been all of thirty seconds since we had one o' those. #Monsterdon

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M mildly peeved #Monsterdon

"I love him."

Apparently.

#Monsterdon

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

...Huh, this shot was actually *set up*, they must've got a cinematographer for the day. #Monsterdon

"You taught me how to fight him."

You helped me memorize his attack patterns. #Monsterdon

"I've formed a few theories, I wanna try them out on you."

Sorry Sarge, I've got a girlfriend. #Monsterdon

I think this guy may be our mumbliest protagonist to date. Everything he says comes tumbling out in a sullen half-burble. #Monsterdon

"I will touch you gently-"

FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING, HEYOOOOO

#Monsterdon

Well, it's a well-known fact that Hypnosis only his a 70% accuracy rate. And there's no chance Lombardi knows Spore, so... #Monsterdon

"I'm talking to you, Elizabeth."

Answer me, you Shakespearean twat! #Monsterdon

See, it was only 1956, dodging attacks hadn't been invented yet. #Monsterdon

He died like a true capitalist, choking on expensive seafood. #Monsterdon

"Oh man, is that ME? How weird, I'm all soft and fleshy. Ew." #Monsterdon

And with that, our protagonist had what can only be called an awakening :3 #Monsterdon

"You couldn't kill the man you loved"

Or me! #Monsterdon