"I have no act," he says, standing in a carnival tent. #Monsterdon

"I have no act," he says, standing in a carnival tent. #Monsterdon

...Why's the carny keep the wheel in his bedroom? Is it family? #Monsterdon

"I command you. Leave your body."

You already have a checked bag, we can't allow a carryon. #Monsterdon

Nothing but respect for actors who can climb stairs in webbed prosthetic feet. #Monsterdon

She's got Betty Davis Eyes! #Monsterdon

Carny doesn't even stand up when a lady enters the room #Monsterdon

Wow, that dancer's got less rhythm than *I* do. #Monsterdon

OOOH PROFESSOR FIREFLY #Monsterdon

...Well that was inexplicable. #Monsterdon

"I'll give you one chance to marry me."

Well, who could resist an offer like that >_> #Monsterdon

Nice cape, Lombardi. You need a runway or can you take off from a standing start? #Monsterdon

Nice cape, Lombardi. You need a runway or can you take off from a standing start? #Monsterdon

"Look at me, Andrea."

Ick #Monsterdon

"Look at me, Andrea."

Ick #Monsterdon

God, he's even micromanaging her SLEEPWALKING >:/ #Monsterdon

"I shall also prove that American cheese is TRUE CHEESE and not mere simulacrum!" #Monsterdon

"You are travelling through time and space... Farther back... Back!"

Back demon! Back back! #Monsterdon

"You want to stop now?"

I want you to GET OFF ME #Monsterdon

Oh sure, you could never have faked any of this 9_9 #Monsterdon