Once again, every movie villain in the 80s and 90s was Donald Trump ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

CAPTAIN FALCON!? #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, Charlie. I think he did better in zero G. #Monsterdon

"It's a real town with real people!"

Made of real balsa wood! #Monsterdon

It's always a mistake to flashback to a movie with a higher budget than yours. #Monsterdon

"It ain't me, it's them!"

Sure, that's what they all say. #Monsterdon

"Green."

No, puce. #Monsterdon

"Green."

No, puce. #Monsterdon

"Step-father."

He's a newspaper editor. Hates some big masked spider guy. #Monsterdon

Now THAT's green! #Monsterdon

...Huh. So Charlie made it out to space, then about a mile outside his hometown. He's really come up in the world, huh. #Monsterdon

Oh, fat jokes. Nice. How soon 'til he gets eaten? #Monsterdon

Kid, don't lick that. #Monsterdon

Yesssss, the misogynist landlord is the first to die! #Monsterdon

Yesssss, the misogynist landlord is the first to die! #Monsterdon

I'm WAAAAAAAULKIN' heeeeeah~! #Monsterdon

....Please tell me Frank is not doing your laundry OH GOD HE IS D8 D8 D8 #Monsterdon

WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST EAT THIS SHITHEAD ALREADY #Monsterdon

THANK you. Jesus. #Monsterdon

"Did you hear something?"

For legal purposes, no. Nothing. #Monsterdon