Would you rather

@infernusgoatus I wouldn't want to pee like a fire hose because I imagine it would be like when Mr. Burns tried to water cannon the striking workers but it just sent him flying because he was no match for the water pressure.

@theynege but if you point it straight down, imagine all the cool tall places you could blast yourself up to

@infernusgoatus @theynege I'm not sure the human dick is built to take such stresses.

...Actually "Dick Stressor" would be a great noir detective name.