i do think the funniest thing about bloodsuckers is that i established the conceit of the oldest vamps being at-most 400 years old and immediately ignored it to have elizavet start coping about her crush on a long-dead roman courtesan

Kera Vortiwife

vampires tend to all die out and then re-emerge every couple hundred years as an immune response "to what?" great question

Charnock

This is also my theory for 3D televisions reappearing every decade

@vortiwife

Kera Vortiwife

@Printdevil they're actually connected phenomena and that's canon now

Charnock

@vortiwife "vampires don't show up on camera, but they do show in 3D movies" would be fantastically convoluted and therefore brilliant.

Kera Vortiwife

@Printdevil i will at some point explain the "vampires only don't appear on cameras which have mirrors in them, which is why the Leica M8 is disgustingly popular among vampire photographers" bit

Charnock

@vortiwife Oh here we go get @Taskerland involved to write the mirrorless supplement

CU

@vortiwife @Printdevil @Taskerland pulling the team out of retirement for one last job, as a bit

Moreau Vazh

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Charnock

The tartan blanket and the smell.

@Taskerland @cumush @vortiwife

CU

@Taskerland @vortiwife @Printdevil you retire to work the bit

be sure to act reluctant to unretire, even though you weren’t retired to begin with

Wandering Adventure Party

i do think the funniest thing about bloodsuckers is that i established the conceit of the oldest vamps being at-most 400 years old and immediately ignored it to have elizavet start coping about her crush on a long-dead roman courtesan