That’s still 5,000 units high.

Just buy the damn cybertruck. Everyone in your life deserves to know you are a cybertruck kind of guy.

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I appreciate you taking the time to write out the explanation

sounds like a perfect opportunity to self drive it into the Tesla building while it’s on fire. “Sorry, it was broken and I told it to go to the shop to get fixed.”

As someone who has totaled like 4 cars, its never been nearly enough to buy a replacement for that same car.

So… The tesler hit the train. I don’t know why teslers are getting the passive voice treatment like when cops shoot somebody

Integrated cremation

Michael looked at his son, his son’s eyes lifted from the chaos of the car show in question “Dad why did I find you crying in the bed of your cybertruck… inside my cardboard cybertruck at 3am last night?” “Son… one day… you too will understand what being a divorced dad is like…”

They’re like those toy cars that are designed to smash apart. The most minor collision seems to just fling parts away.

I was going to go on about the person who won the lawsuit for making coffee with the cruise control set in their motor home, but that is apparently a myth according to snopes.

I mean, my question is… Why do they still have, and drive, a cyber truck? I mean, if you can’t sell it because of some reason or another, I get it, but why use it at this point? It’s just a rolling PR issue right now.

We too have to leave large items that won’t fit in the bin beside it.

Musk has largely given up on the tesla brand, he moved onto AI dont expect any improvements.

If something in the BMS shorts out due to water ingress, there would be nothing inexplicable about it bursting into flames.

Actually, in a properly designed truck, the weight helps. Throwing 1000 lbs in the back of that Ford and it would spin tires a lot less than it does, and would do even better. No shade on Subies, they have an excellent 4WD system. A small lift kit on a stock Subaru and you’ve got a hell of a backwoods rig. Maybe not classic Jeep level, but pretty close.

Yeah, I was kidding because of the fires, but you are correct. Teslas, when driven hard, eat through tires. All that torque needs grip, and so the tires are a grippy compound which typically equates to higher wear. A few friends bought them (before Elon showed his true colours), when they first got them and did the acceleration run with each eager passenger the tires were bald in no time.

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To be fair the average CT driver would have this kind of effect sat in the driver seat of any vehicle.

Yes, propaganda, interest groups, and foreign politics made sure of that. There is no normal reason for it to be that way, especially of there would be equal money belong poured in public transport infrastructure as it is in cars/roads/etc. Public transport can offer much faster commutes if it isn’t underfunded & for the poor only.