Wandering Adventure Party

Not from here.

I don't read news, don't know anything about "the Internet", know nothing about computers and specifically not anything at all about Linux or even programming.

<something> bro f*cking up your life with broness. <something> could be tech or Linux or whatever --- I am still looking for a fit.

Laughing about conspiracy theories. Everybody is entitled to their totally wrong "opinions", but, for heavens sake, at least try to be entertaining.