Suck an entire bag of hickory smoked goat anus, corpo scum!

Corpo rats gonna corpo rat.

[association representing the European video game publishers]

a reminder of who Video Games Europe is lobbied by:

• Epic Games

• Electronic Arts

• Activision

• Embracer (European)

• Microsoft

• Nintendo

• Sony Interactive Entertainment

• Take 2

• Ubisoft

• Bandai Namco Entertainment

• Square Enix

In short: The shittiest mfers in gaming industry.

Nor European

Bro when did they come out with Hickory?

Ah, sorry, it was discontinued 12 years ago, but I kept one sack festering in the basement for just such an occasion as this.

You lucky bugger

Ubisoft and Embracer are, but they’re still shitty.

“We welcome the opportunity to discuss our position with policy makers…” OR “We welcome the opportunity to spend more money lobbying regulators than any one of us would ever have to spend on any number of titles to satisfy the goals of this initiative.”