young katie, with hair dark and sleek, met trudeau, whose waves made you wet with a political charm, and a pop-stars alarm, they both showed their style, no regret

/itried

Justin Trudeau, quite debonair, asked Katy Perry to share in a rare dinner for two, with a Canadian view, but she just said, “I Kissed a Girl, I swear!”

Apparently the “fuck Trudeau” flags and stickers have different effects on men and women.

Is this news? They’re both single adults. She’s not on the same level as Barbra Streisand, who dated his dad once, though.

Space cadet is probably more accurate

Oh, I think so.

If Justin Trudeau is going to date any ‘celebrity’, it should be Olivia Wilde, not Katy Perry.

Olivia Wilde’s ancestor, George Cockburn, is the guy responsible for burnin down the White House.

Took literally minutes for her to come back down to Earth. Oh wait, that was her rocket trip.

Yeah, Katie Perry was on such a high level she was out of this world! Good on Justin for one upping his Dad.

If he needs to convince conservative voters that he’s not a leftist, having her on his arm could be helpful.

Maybe it’s news to Americans because our politician’s into an adult woman.

Katie Perry was on such a high level she was out of this world!

Cus she went to space?

I can eat with someone too…

Did he stand too close naked while he did it?

Said Trudeau to Katy, the minx,

"My approval is right on the brink.

So let’s raise my poll

With your tight little hole,

And we’ll tell the whole press it’s ‘for drinks’."

Said Trudeau to Katy, the minx,

"My approval is right on the brink.

So let’s raise my poll

With your tight little hole,

And we’ll tell the whole press it’s ‘for drinks’."

Wasn’t he in Switzerland the very same day with his son?

Cause she’s supernatural, extraterrestrial

It’s celebrity news. Bottom tier gossip. Still entertaining though.

Oh, I think so.

Your answer would probably come across better if I was laughing with you.